I have 4 major types of movies:
Good-Good movies: these are the high-calibur movies that are truely inspiring and worth seeing. see: The Departed
Good-Bad movies: these are pop-corn movies that are just so entertaining you can't help but like them. see: Predator
Bad-Good movies: this is the abslute worst. movies that try to achieve greatness and fail horribly. see: Pearl Harbor
and Bad-bad movies: this is just a stupid movie made even worse. sometimes not even worth finishing. see: Battlefield Earth
The thing that frustrate me most is that all too often the movies that make the most money and please the most crowds are the Bad-Good ones. Michael Bay has mastered this art form. They usually star someone like Mel Gibson or Denzel Wash. as a single dad trying to make ends meet, or perhaps Danney Glover or Martin Sheen as the obsessive detective who's half crazy but always dedicated to the job. These movies leave nothing to think about or ponder after seeing them because most people dont like to be confused about something they have already paid for. You may think the police are close to catching the antagonist about 1/2 way into the film, but alas, it was just a look-a-like and the cops are back to square one leaving a single genius detective with the burden of putting the pieces together. They often need to have a twist at the end, a twist so impossible that no one could have seen it coming! Something like having the killer and the hero actually be the same person! Movies like this are usually described by their target audience as "F-ing awesome", or are proclaimed "The best movie ever made" immediately (see Transformers); these people usually cannot comprehend criticism to their friday night action flick and defend it by referencing how "awesome" the computer graphics and explosions were. Sometimes it feels like society is getting "Dumber and Dumber ".
